Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Star Trek: Beyond the Steadicam

1.) Take one Go-Pro and approximately 2 gallons of assorted toys (don't skimp on the Legos.) Start recording, place in dryer, set to "cool", tumble dry for 2 hours.

2.) Convince Idris Elba he is doing a PSA for Halloween-timed cavity prevention. Hand him a Freddy Krueger mask, wax teeth, and fluoride mouthwash. Record him gargling, advocating flossing techniques. Subtitle later.

3.) Where emotion is indicated, use that John Williams number from where Luke burns Vader's body.

4.) In post: lens flare, explosions.

Congratulations, you are now the proud director of a Star Trek film.

No comments:

Post a Comment